YouTube slight fail: Translations/Captions

Oh YouTube, you have made my afternoon. The last post was my first vlog that I originally posted here. Now after a dear friend of mine watched the video he mentioned it was hilarious with the YouTube's captions option turned on because it was no where near correct. Of course I immediately went and re-watched the video with their nifty help and took an ample amount of screenshots of some of my favorite "things I said."

(This last one was when I said my name.)