Showing posts with label tweets. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tweets. Show all posts

Monday, June 25, 2012

10 Tweets That Summarize the Book Angels and Demons

By: InternetService.Net
The prequel that introduces Robert Langdon, the protagonist of Dan Brown’s runaway bestseller The Da Vinci Code, entitled Angels and Demons, shares the same themes of religion and conspiracy as its popular successor. The novels have spawned hit films starring Tom Hanks and spurred much debate among readers about the true nature of secret societies. And if we had to sum up the book Angels and Demons on Twitter, we imagine it’d go a little like this:
  1. “@MaximilianKohler has invited me to #Switzerland to consult on @LeonardoVetra’s murder.” – When Maximilian Kohler, director of Switzerland’s CERN discovers the corpse of leading physicist Leonardo Vetra, he decides to contact symbologist and Illuminati expert Robert Langdon due to the “Illuminati” ambigram on Vetra’s chest.
  2. “The #ambigram on @LeonardoVetra’s chest is authentic. His latest discovery has also been stolen.” – They quickly determine that the once-dead Illuminati society has reformed and is potentially responsible for the theft of the antimatter that Leonardo Vetra was studying. Because the antimatter is highly destructive, the race to recover it and solve the murder begins.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Guest Blog: Confessions from a Twitter-hater convert

By: Holli Keaton
When Twitter first came out, I had no idea what it was. I would hear people talk about “tweeting” and thought they were crazy people who played some strange bird-related game together.

Eventually, I found out what Twitter really was, and my first reaction was, “Well, that seems stupid.” That remained my response for years. 

On the other hand, when Facebook first came out my freshman year of college, I was quick to jump on board and immediately grew to love it. I could keep in touch with old friends from high school and shamelessly stalk the photos of those with whom I wasn’t so chummy. With Facebook, I was connected. 

And through the years, my enjoyment of Facebook has only grown. Sure, it changes its template or other features all the time, but I’ve never wavered. What started as a way to keep in touch with old friends turned into a way to connect with people I see everyday to what it is today: an absolute necessity to anyone who wants to be a communicator.

While I was living in Facebook la-la land, I guess Twitter was growing right along with it. But principally, I vowed to stay away forever. Everything I could do on Twitter, I could do on Facebook in a much more interesting way. The Twitterverse had other plans.

While working for a newspaper, my boss approached me one day and told me I had to get a Twitter account. After some protesting, I saw that nothing would change her mind. So, I asked someone else to set it up for me, and I cleverly would post something about a random news story every so often.

Looking back, I was the most boring Twitter-user in the world.

Eventually, I left my job at the newspaper, leaving with it, my Twitter account. But a few months later, I came crawling back with my own account @hollikeaton (follow me and I’ll follow you. Come on, it’ll be fun). The truth was, even though I hadn’t quite gotten the hang of the Twitter lingo—shorter sentences and hashtags—I was now intrigued.

Here’s why:

-Unlike my biased beliefs, the majority of people did not use Twitter to simply post updates about every move they make. Legitimate news sources and businesses posted information I wanted to know, and I only had to look one place to find it.

-Looking at updates on Twitter was much easier than Facebook. My iPad, in fact, marks the spot I leave off reading tweets, so I can easily stay away from Twitter for days and catch up within five minutes. #thatsboss

-It’s socially unacceptable to update your Facebook page every hour. Tweeting is just fine. (If you are live-tweeting an event you can even post every five minutes).

-Sometimes you accept Facebook friend requests from people you aren’t super interested in. On Twitter, you choose who you follow and no one sends you constant reminders that you aren’t one of their followers.

-Twitter is simple. You post updates. You interact with others who update. And you put up the occasional picture. That’s all you have to learn to do with Twitter. #digit?

-Because many people get tweets sent right to their phone, Twitter is one of the most effective ways to mass communicate to a lot of people at one time. If you are a business not using Twitter, then you are failing to utilize a very effective advertising tool.

-Last but not least, Twitter lingo is more fun than Facebook #amiright? The way I talk in real life includes side bar points. Twitter accounts for that with its hashtags (aka #signs). #thanksTwitter

So here I am, a once Twitter hater now advocating the site for the entire world. If you are where I used to be, maybe it’s time you think about coming around. If you are a business owner who is where I used to be, you need to put aside those notions immediately. #itstime #youarelosingbusiness

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Holli Keaton is a freelance writer and social media consultant. Tweet @hollikeaton and she promises she’ll tweet back to you.

Friday, September 23, 2011

The Most Annoying Tweets: Meet Hamlet & Bella Swan

Twitter has become an utter addiction in the past year for me, the hash tags especially. I often annoy myself when I use them outside of Twitter (on FB, G+ and here) and even verbally. #itsfine
However, while I was trying to think of a Twitter-related blog post I started thinking about other users and their hashtags. What was the final conclusion that my random brain came to?

Hamlet and Bella Swan would be the most annoying Tweeters if they were real.

Hamlet is my favorite play. I've read it countless times and seen it live. I even know one of the soliloquies by heart (no, not the "To be or not to be" one). But, deary me, his Tweets as well as his hashtags would be so #emo.

By the way, I'm modernizing some of the language.
Hamlet: My whole life is a lie. Why me God? Why me?! #anguish
Hamlet: You think you know someone...#youdont
Hamlet: Life isn't worth living. It's just not. #thetruthwillsetyoufree #painendsafterdeath
Hamlet: Karma's a bitch. What goes around comes around...and I'm coming for you! #shank #poison

You get the idea. Granted I would probably Follow him just for ridiculous giggles.

Next is Miss Bella Swan before and after her marriage to every tween's favorite vampire--Edward.

Bella: Is this real life? He's just so amazing. #imdreaming #nowayimthislucky #sweetweet
Bella: I knew he'd leave one day, but not this soon...my heart is breaking into millions of pieces. #foreveralone #emotionalwreck #thetruthhurts
Bella: My friends and family just don't understand. We're MEANT to be together. Why is that so hard to grasp? #truth #destiny #twilightnewmooneclipsebreakingdawn
Bella: Last night was everything and more...It was so beautiful and all I could ever want! #wetotallyjusthadsex #vampiresrock #hecanbitemewheneverhewants

So, that's that. In the literary world these two characters pop out at me as some of the most annoying Tweeters. I'm sure there are more! Let me know yours in a comment or email!
#pleaseandthankyou